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every now and again i enjoy a good list. here is a list of words that i, either made up unknowingly or had the meaning completely wrong.


Furthenough
example, "Keep going my house is coming up on the left, you didn't go furthenough."

Senile
i had always believed this word meant "going blind". think about it, if you never know you're using it wrong it's hard to figure out. until my mom said a couple months ago she thought the dog was going senile. i said, “mom, your crazy the dog can see just fine.”

Decapitated
in 3rd grade, on the school bus, we saw a dear with no head on the side of the road. everyone piled to one side to get a look. someone shouted out, “oh my god it's decapitated!” i replied, “and it has no head!” my mistake.

My girl likes to party all the time
yes, the old eddie murphy song. when i was about 9 i thought i invented it. except i would change the words "party" to whatever i was doing. there was the, i like to eat spaghetti all the time, spaghetti all the time and the ever popular, i like to pull weeds all the time, pull weeds all the time. except that one was a little ironic because i didn't like to pull weeds, singing just made the time go by a little faster.

that's the end of my list.