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every now and again i enjoy a good list. here is a list of words that i, either made up unknowingly or had the meaning completely wrong.


Furthenough
example, "Keep going my house is coming up on the left, you didn't go furthenough."

Senile
i had always believed this word meant "going blind". think about it, if you never know you're using it wrong it's hard to figure out. until my mom said a couple months ago she thought the dog was going senile. i said, “mom, your crazy the dog can see just fine.”

Decapitated
in 3rd grade, on the school bus, we saw a dear with no head on the side of the road. everyone piled to one side to get a look. someone shouted out, “oh my god it's decapitated!” i replied, “and it has no head!” my mistake.

My girl likes to party all the time
yes, the old eddie murphy song. when i was about 9 i thought i invented it. except i would change the words "party" to whatever i was doing. there was the, i like to eat spaghetti all the time, spaghetti all the time and the ever popular, i like to pull weeds all the time, pull weeds all the time. except that one was a little ironic because i didn't like to pull weeds, singing just made the time go by a little faster.

that's the end of my list.

spots

i realized something this morning. bananas and humans are a lot alike. they both get spots on them and turn soft as they get older. before i realized this similarity i enjoyed eating bananas that were "in their golden years".
not anymore.

now it makes me feel like i am biting into an old person.
and i quite like the elderly.

the bob

i just got a haircut. it's alright. i have a round head, so haircuts aren't that much fun for me. plus they are expensive considering your hair grows right back anyway.

i think you should be able to barter for a haircut. my haircut is worth a dozen cookies and a hand knit scarf.
no more no less.

i don't want anyone to feel short changed.

Hello Cyber World

My husband david has been blogging for months. After much deliberating, i decided it was time for me to jump on this information super highway. So here i am.

I enjoy puppies, baking, and miniature versions of things. Like the little demo tents you see at sam's club or Bj's wholesale. Expect lots of posts about those things. i also like yellow.