georgie von funky hair

i could be wrong, but sometimes i think the plant on my desk is only trying to grow so he can reach out and touch me while i type.

he's needy.

pros and cons. bug edition

cons:
1. they are gross
2. they smell funny
3. they want to get in your mouth
4. they watch you get undressed
5. they are always milling about doing nothing useful

pros:
1. since you are bigger than them, they might see you and think you are their leader.
this prob won't happen in many other instances.



Outcome:
bugs = a big fat lose

pros and cons. taco edition

Pros:
1. fun to eat
2. fun to make
3. they make an excellent taco salad the day after
4. while in the presence of a taco, festive headgear is not only allowed, it's suggested
5. the food "taco" shares its name with my beloved goldfish "taco"

Cons:
1. the weird taco meat stains your tupperware
2. overeating is almost guaranteed, followed by stomachache
3. my fish "taco" gets sad when i talk about it being "taco day" and i don't do anything nice for him

Outcome:
tacos = a win